I wish to become a consultant. The reason behind it is this famous "Owl, The consultant for Cat" story.
Cat gets an appointment and visits the consultant Owl.
Cat: Mr Consultant, I have a problem. I am repeatedly chased by a dog and so I want the solution of this grave problem. Though you charge exorbitantly I still came for you. Please, help me.
Owl: Oh!Its a very serious problem and how come you are still survived, facing this problem.(After thinking for a while) Okay, I have got a solution for you, you transform yourself into a dog and then you will never be chased again by any dog.
Cat: Wow! Great idea! Thanks a lot, you charge a lot but give solution for anything.
Cat(stupid) leaves the place praising the consultant. It now starts wondering how it can transform into a dog. After many futile thoughts to find the way of transforming, it returned to its consultant.
Cat: Your suggestion is superb, but how can I transform into a dog?
(Guess whats the Owl's answer)
Owl: Hey, I just give the suggestions to my clients and execution is up to the client. Its not my cup of tea.
Hey consultants, its just a joke. I too wanna be a consultant but not like Owl.
Cat gets an appointment and visits the consultant Owl.
Cat: Mr Consultant, I have a problem. I am repeatedly chased by a dog and so I want the solution of this grave problem. Though you charge exorbitantly I still came for you. Please, help me.
Owl: Oh!Its a very serious problem and how come you are still survived, facing this problem.(After thinking for a while) Okay, I have got a solution for you, you transform yourself into a dog and then you will never be chased again by any dog.
Cat: Wow! Great idea! Thanks a lot, you charge a lot but give solution for anything.
Cat(stupid) leaves the place praising the consultant. It now starts wondering how it can transform into a dog. After many futile thoughts to find the way of transforming, it returned to its consultant.
Cat: Your suggestion is superb, but how can I transform into a dog?
(Guess whats the Owl's answer)
Owl: Hey, I just give the suggestions to my clients and execution is up to the client. Its not my cup of tea.
Hey consultants, its just a joke. I too wanna be a consultant but not like Owl.
2 comments:
Hey man..nice story..but didn't mention any storng reasons for taking consultancy as profession(iff u really have any strong reasons..as such!!!)
Thanks for the comments.I like problem analysis and getting solution. Any way I am in that path too.
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